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Chips and gravy, is so very English. Only Rob is from London where french fries are called artisan hand-crafted potato sticks. Gravy is what northerners have coursing through their veins.
Jenny Lumet, Sidney Lumet’s daughter, is conducting the interview in flowery pros:
Rob’s face is constantly busy—especially his kaleidoscopic eyes, which are continually rolling and dilating, because he is always thinking
Medic!
In London, Rob and Jenny find a restaurant. More gravy and fries, Rob? They find an eatery:
“Yes. Sure. But last time I was here, the guacamole was bad.”
Then eating:
He drifts into a reverie. He gets amazed easily, and at the moment he’s fixated on the mysterious green bar snacks. They’re sort of like wasabi peas, but not. They’re covered in chili powder and look like tiny tumors. He’s eating every single one.
“Fuck, these are good. What are they? I want to snort them—they’d clear up my sinuses.”
A million teenaged girls sigh.
After the food, the best bits about the interview are that RPattz seems to be mirroring Lumet, who peppers her pros with lots of “fucks” and “fucking”. Fairy Hair is a skilled politician.
Rob’s hunger is more than merely metaphorical. He orders two entrees—the mini beef burgers with tomato-and-onion relish and the mini chicken burgers with mango chutney—along with another pint.
Okay, Jenny, let’s leave the food:
Rob, did you know that every time you say actor or acting you lower your voice to a whisper?
He’s genuinely startled. “I do?”
Yes, so quietly it’s like you’re saying Negro.
He laughs, lightens up. “What if we were ‘acting’ like ‘Negroes’? Then we’d be fucked—we couldn’t hear anything. . . .”Jenny Lumet’s great-grandfather was Edwin Horne, co-founder of a black political lobbying group called the United Color Democracy. Pattinson knows how to appeal to his interviewer. And Jenny is a woman. Says RPattz of the photoshoot (here – NSFW):
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
After the sex, the race and the mirroring, it’s back to food:
In the U.K., Smarties are made of chocolate and are kind of like M&M’s in weird colors like mauve and teal but somehow more delicious. Rob’s not really a dessert guy, yet he’s rapidly hoovering my last packet of Smarties. “Amazing. I’ve eaten like 5,000 of these already. See what you have to deal with?”
And after the quintessential Smarties, the interview ends with good old fashioned flirting:
A few moments later, Rob announces he’s going to get a cab home and excuses himself.
Can I walk you? I don’t like you going out there all by yourself.
“I’ll be okay.”
Robert Pattinson, ladies and gentlemen, a quick mind and sharps mind that gets an interviewer eating out of his hand…
Robert Pattinson covers the tenth anniversary issue of Details with his head nestled next to a vagina, even though inside he tells the magazine he hates them. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog. An excerpt:"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
Pattinson who for the first time in his career will be seen with hot, sexy, nude girls says he doesn’t quite like nude women. Why is that? Because he hates vaginas! So what liked by him then? His dog!
In a recent interview, when asked about the shoot with the nude girls, Pattinson was quoted as saying “I really hate vaginas,” “I’m allergic to vaginas,” he continues. “But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours… Thank God I was hungover.”
When asked about an emotional connection with Stewart, he says “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” “my relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.” We don’t want further details on that issue, let’s stop at their Pattz.
Three of favorite pictures are:
* The one where Rob is lying beside a nude girl in the bathroom (http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/pic-robert-pattinson-poses-with-a-naked-woman-1970241) ,
* The one where he is resting his head on a woman’s crotch while her thighs dangle out from over his shoulder (http://bostonherald.com/blogs/entertainment/the_assistant/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robertpattison3.jpg) and
* Finally the one where a girl stands on a sofa and tries to undress him (http://bostonherald.com/blogs/entertainment/the_assistant/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robertpattison4.jpg).
While you Google the Pattinson photographs of the Details issue, don’t expect all of his pictures to be sexually explicit. While some are really raunchy n kinky, others are elegant and classy as well.
The star surely does know how to strike the perfect balance, be it loving Kristen or his dog.
By know, most fans have seen the interview with Robert Pattinson and photo spread he did for Details magazine to help mark its tenth anniversary. The issue will be on newsstands on February 23, but last night and this morning the images made their way online. However, one of the eye-popping photographs — showing two people kissing with their heads wrapped in scarves — deserves a closer look.
The man is NOT Robert Pattinson.
While the implication is that it’s Pattinson, who is, after all, seen lounging with undressed women throughout the photo shoot, the gentleman in that photo (on page 164 of the print edition) is a male model.
In fact, a source close to the actor tells Gossip Cop Pattinson “wasn’t even there” for the photos where he doesn’t appear.
Fortunately for fans, however, there’s quite a bit of Pattinson himself in the rest of the gallery.
This Details Magazine video of Robert Pattinson’s photo shoot contains nudity! This is a warning – Please don’t watch this if you are under 18 or are offended by female nudity.